The Top 9 Most Horrible Kids in Horror

9 movies with horrible kids who do terrible things

If you’re a parent who loves being a parent (I am and I do) then you know the joys of raising smaller versions of yourself. There’s absolutely nothing that can compare. That said…kids can be monsters sometimes. And guess what? You were a kid once too. And you also dipped your toe into the bratty pool on occasion. I know you did. Your mom told me. The point is, by their very nature, little kids are narcissists. They are hard-wired to put their needs before anyone else’s. It’s nature’s way of ensuring they survive.

The good news is, those almost sociopathic traits wind down fairly quickly post-toddler stage. But the exhausting effects of wild tantrums, unreasonable demands, sleep deprivation, wallet sabotage, schoolyard incidents and household destruction can leave a scar on even the sanest parent. Which is why there are so many horror movies with horrible kids;  little deadly darlings being supernaturally awful and engaging in all manner of transgression. It’s all an amplification of parental paranoia, after all.

So with that, this morning’s random movie list is dedicated to all the horror movie-loving moms and dads who have navigated impossible children that they nevertheless love. Here’s a rundown of the 9 most nightmarish and horribly behaved tots in terror cinema. Many of these films have been discussed to death but we’re sure you’ll find at least a few that are new to you.

Okay, my fellow pooped parents. This one’s for you…

9. The Grady Twins in The Shining (1980)

Now, The Grady Twins aren't really horrible. I mean, they're victims. Ghosts. Echos of a tragedy. But their presence in Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece is still among the most unnerving creepy kid appearance in horror history.

8. Rosalie in The Child (1977)

On of the obscure gems spat out by distributor and exploitation movie fat cat Harry Novak, The Child plays like an eerie amalgam of The Bad Seed, Carrie and Night of the Living Dead. In it, a governess drifts into a rural town to take the position of caregiver to a troubled girl named Rosalie (Rosalie Cole), a motherless child with a chip on her shoulder a mile wide and whose hobby is to drag the desiccated corpses from the nearby cemetery out of their graves and play with them. Of course, when people cross her, she sends her monstrous friends out to tear them to shreds, something her nanny finds out during the film’s nightmarish climax.

7. Henry in The Good Son (1993)

We're huge fans of this modern riff on The Bad Seed and the casting of Kevin from Home Alone is ideal. As Henry, Macauley Culkin perverts his sweet face smashingly, killing, taunting, torturing and manipulating everyone around him until even his own mom has had her fill. Great film. Underrated.

6. Damien in The Omen (1976)

No horrible horror movie kid list would be complete without an appearance by little Damien Thorne because, well...he's the freaking Antichrist! Forgive him, as he's just born that way. It's in the blood to be bad and Richard Donner's masterpiece frames his antics with one helluva domestic horror movie to play in.

5. Regan in The Exorcist (1973)

Like The Grady Twins, we can't call Regan horrible, really. She's possessed by the demon Pazuzu after all. But under his/its spell, sweet Jesus does Regan behave terribly. Barfing, swearing, urinating, defiling herself with a crucifx, spinning her head 'round, tormenting Priests. The list of transgressions is long and horrible indeed!

4. The Baby in It's Alive (1974)

Rick Baker's mutant hellspawn in Larry Cohen's still-shocking parental monster-mash is and iconic bad kid. I mean, this kid is murderous from the moment he exits the vagina, wiping out the delivery room before hightailing it to the hills to murder milkman and everyone else. Except his parents, which gives Cohen's masterpiece its tragic soul.

3. The Unholy Three in Bloody Birthday (1981)

Director Ed (The Brain) Hunt's madcap horror film sees a trio of tots born during a solar eclipse and, ten years later, morphing into a crew of psycho killers. This one has to be seen to be believed and the kids are chilling. You'll laugh while watching only because Hunt goes so far to ensure we despise these fresh-faced moppets.

2. Esther in Orphan (2009)

Okay, listen up: Orphan is a masterpiece and it doesn't get enough attention. In it, Isabelle Fuhrman sears the screen as an eastern European orphan who is taken in by a kindly family but soon shows her true colors. In fact, Esther isn't really a kid at all but she's trapped in a kids body and she's one of the most hideous and terrifying pint-sized psychos in horror history.

1. Rhoda in The Bad Seed (1956)

Patty McCormack's malevolent incarnation of Rhoda in the 1956 adaptation of the novel and play The Bad Seed is still a chilling portrait of a burgeoning sociopath. McCormack looks the picture of '50s kid cuteness but under her pigtails pulses a homicidal narcissist extraordinaire.  Try to catch the cut of the film where Warner Bros. tacks on a "happy" ending where Rhoda gets spanked while giggling. A bizarre sugar pill swallowed after enduring such a traumatic film!

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